ROFL=Rolling on floor laughing
Thats what happen when playing Wii with your family XD
We played a sword dueling game,so funny!
Really did end up on the floor.
Seasons of love...love that song.
Forgot about those kind of song,
because this few days keep listening to metal,
nice to have a change.^^
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Check Your Damn Target!
Below is a funny joke,(If you can understand it)
This joke contain some rude language,
viewer discretion advised.
It is about a gunnery chief explaining how to use a canon in space.
Well,It is Sci-Fi after all...
Gunnery Chief:
This,recruits is a 20-kilo ferrous slug.(Some canon)Feel the weight.
Every 5 sec,the main gun of an everest-class dreadnought accelerates one
to 1.3 percent of light speed.It impacts with a force of a 38 kilotone bomb,
that is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima
back on earth.That means,Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch
in space.Now!Serviceman Burnside!What is Newton's First Law?
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir!An object in motion stays in motion Sir!
Gunnery Chief:
No credit for partial answers,maggot!
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir!Unless acted on by an outside force Sir!
Gunnery Chief:
Damn straight!I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space
is empty.Once you fire this hunk of metal,it keeps going till it hits something.
That can be a ship or the planet behind that ship,it might go off into deep
space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.If you pull the trigger on
this,you are ruining someone's day,somewhere and sometime.That is
why you check your damn target!That is why you wait for the computer
to give you a damn firing solution.That is why,Serviceman Chung,we
do not ''Eyeball'' it!This is a weapon of mass destruction.You are not a cowboy
shooting from your hip!
Serviceman:
Sir!yes Sir!
This joke contain some rude language,
viewer discretion advised.
It is about a gunnery chief explaining how to use a canon in space.
Well,It is Sci-Fi after all...
Gunnery Chief:
This,recruits is a 20-kilo ferrous slug.(Some canon)Feel the weight.
Every 5 sec,the main gun of an everest-class dreadnought accelerates one
to 1.3 percent of light speed.It impacts with a force of a 38 kilotone bomb,
that is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima
back on earth.That means,Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch
in space.Now!Serviceman Burnside!What is Newton's First Law?
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir!An object in motion stays in motion Sir!
Gunnery Chief:
No credit for partial answers,maggot!
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir!Unless acted on by an outside force Sir!
Gunnery Chief:
Damn straight!I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space
is empty.Once you fire this hunk of metal,it keeps going till it hits something.
That can be a ship or the planet behind that ship,it might go off into deep
space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.If you pull the trigger on
this,you are ruining someone's day,somewhere and sometime.That is
why you check your damn target!That is why you wait for the computer
to give you a damn firing solution.That is why,Serviceman Chung,we
do not ''Eyeball'' it!This is a weapon of mass destruction.You are not a cowboy
shooting from your hip!
Serviceman:
Sir!yes Sir!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
I can't belive it!
Yesterday i played the ''corrupt a wish''(P.S Go and play)
I wish for 12 hours of sleep,
And Charlyn said i will be disturbed by ah gua and pondan to search for food.
Believe it or not,it happen!
Well kinda,
I did have my 12 hour of sleep(New Record!)
Was awoken by not pondan or ah gua,
but my family,they were talking so loud in my room=.=''
Just now just had Sarsi+Vodka(taste weird)
and Orange juice+Vodka(A.K.A Screwdriver)
Don't know why i wrote this,am i drunk?
Don't know...HAHAHAHA=.=''
I wish for 12 hours of sleep,
And Charlyn said i will be disturbed by ah gua and pondan to search for food.
Believe it or not,it happen!
Well kinda,
I did have my 12 hour of sleep(New Record!)
Was awoken by not pondan or ah gua,
but my family,they were talking so loud in my room=.=''
Just now just had Sarsi+Vodka(taste weird)
and Orange juice+Vodka(A.K.A Screwdriver)
Don't know why i wrote this,am i drunk?
Don't know...HAHAHAHA=.=''
Saturday, March 20, 2010
My Holiday
This is how i spent my holidays
~2 Camps
~7 Days
~4 Days singing straight
~2 Performances
~10 song performed
Thats it=.=''
During the choir camp,it was freezing man!
We all were shivering when we entered the
ballroom,and all of us desperately wanted a jacket.
My throat is now a bit painful,i don't mind,
because have a good time singing for God.
One thing still bother me,I still haven had the audition...
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
The audition should be during the camp,
but because of the time issue,
10 of us Bass,still have audition yet ~.~
I can't tell you how i feel right now...isshhh
~2 Camps
~7 Days
~4 Days singing straight
~2 Performances
~10 song performed
Thats it=.=''
During the choir camp,it was freezing man!
We all were shivering when we entered the
ballroom,and all of us desperately wanted a jacket.
My throat is now a bit painful,i don't mind,
because have a good time singing for God.
One thing still bother me,I still haven had the audition...
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
The audition should be during the camp,
but because of the time issue,
10 of us Bass,still have audition yet ~.~
I can't tell you how i feel right now...isshhh
Monday, March 15, 2010
One Down,One To Go
Just finish my first camp,
This camp actually turn out very good,
I mean,it was very meaningful...
First Day,
When i reach the church,90% people i know XD
So we started playing some ice breaking games,
I tell you,those games were DAMN GOOD!
It wasnt just fun,it has alot,i mean ALOT of hidden meaning.
One of it was,you have a piece of paper behind you,
and so does everyone else,so you go around and write
stuff about that person on the paper behind them.
This is what people wrote about me,
性情柔和 (I'm amazed too)
很Friendly (I guess so)
Sot Sot (Well most of the time)
随和 (Yes,Totally agree)
And one more thing i can't forget,
春杰(One guy read as''Chun Mu'')
=.=''First time ever happen
Second day,
After those lesson on how to serve God,
Which was really good,
It was ''Free Time''
we played uno stake,the block thing.
We laugh non stop!!!!!At one point,
all of us rolling around the floor laughing.
Then we just sit on a table and started talking(More like laughing)
So we literally laugh from 10 o'clock to 12 o'clock.
Just before sleeping,another round of jokes XD
Third day,
Was sad that it ended.~.~
One more thing,
Making music with friends or even
somebody you don't know,
the feeling was just great...
I saw somebody playing the piano,
beside the piano got a drum set,
so i just play the drums for fun,
then another guy,took his guitar,
hook it up with the stereo and started playing,
it was so awesome,no words to describe it,
we barely know each other. XD
Being the drummer for the don't know what you call it,
erm...guy on stage that leads the singing...ya that guy
fun too,cause all the song really fast and ''HIGH"
So thats about it...too much stuff to tell,
this is just a some of the things that happen,
Anyway,Tomorrow going to second camp(Choir Camp)
Saturday go watch performance ar!!!XD
(If want ticket tell me)
Going to see the new born baby ^^
Peace Out!
This camp actually turn out very good,
I mean,it was very meaningful...
First Day,
When i reach the church,90% people i know XD
So we started playing some ice breaking games,
I tell you,those games were DAMN GOOD!
It wasnt just fun,it has alot,i mean ALOT of hidden meaning.
One of it was,you have a piece of paper behind you,
and so does everyone else,so you go around and write
stuff about that person on the paper behind them.
This is what people wrote about me,
性情柔和 (I'm amazed too)
很Friendly (I guess so)
Sot Sot (Well most of the time)
随和 (Yes,Totally agree)
And one more thing i can't forget,
春杰(One guy read as''Chun Mu'')
=.=''First time ever happen
Second day,
After those lesson on how to serve God,
Which was really good,
It was ''Free Time''
we played uno stake,the block thing.
We laugh non stop!!!!!At one point,
all of us rolling around the floor laughing.
Then we just sit on a table and started talking(More like laughing)
So we literally laugh from 10 o'clock to 12 o'clock.
Just before sleeping,another round of jokes XD
Third day,
Was sad that it ended.~.~
One more thing,
Making music with friends or even
somebody you don't know,
the feeling was just great...
I saw somebody playing the piano,
beside the piano got a drum set,
so i just play the drums for fun,
then another guy,took his guitar,
hook it up with the stereo and started playing,
it was so awesome,no words to describe it,
we barely know each other. XD
Being the drummer for the don't know what you call it,
erm...guy on stage that leads the singing...ya that guy
fun too,cause all the song really fast and ''HIGH"
So thats about it...too much stuff to tell,
this is just a some of the things that happen,
Anyway,Tomorrow going to second camp(Choir Camp)
Saturday go watch performance ar!!!XD
(If want ticket tell me)
Going to see the new born baby ^^
Peace Out!
Saturday, March 13, 2010
A Crazy day
After having dinner,when to church to learn how to make sushi...
I ate about 6 or 7 sushi...was really full,
They me and my friend had a crazy idea,
There was 2 plastic container full of left over,
so we play rock,scissor,paper
Who lose eat a spoon of the "Stuff"
HAHAHA!after finishing it...we were both sitting on the chair
day dreaming XD SO FULL!!
I ate about 6 or 7 sushi...was really full,
They me and my friend had a crazy idea,
There was 2 plastic container full of left over,
so we play rock,scissor,paper
Who lose eat a spoon of the "Stuff"
HAHAHA!after finishing it...we were both sitting on the chair
day dreaming XD SO FULL!!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
HELL YEAH!
Today was really damn fun!!!!
My chinese test scored 69%...well at least i'm getting better=.=''
What was even better was that i scored 93% in math!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Tomorrow KH test=.=''
arrrgh.....
Still can't slack off
My chinese test scored 69%...well at least i'm getting better=.=''
What was even better was that i scored 93% in math!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Tomorrow KH test=.=''
arrrgh.....
Still can't slack off
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